Sunday, July 31, 2011
Goal Setting Tips and Secrets
I found a site that will help me start setting goals. It has varied ideas on the subject. Right click the link below and open in another tab to go to the site.
Quote 8
Don't let your past write the story of your future. Tomorrow is a blank page that we can author today, for our thoughts and actions are the script writers, casting department and the director of the story we write daily on the pages of our perception.
Don't Quit
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than,
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up,
When he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learned too late when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far,
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
- Author unknown
Saturday, July 30, 2011
A Father's Message From Beyond the Grave
This is a heartwarming story told by a wife who found a message written by his late husband for their young children while he was still living.
Friday, July 29, 2011
100 Action Principles
I commit myself to read one chapter a day and take action on what I have read from this book. Click the link to read the book.
Making a Difference
I started this blog at a time when I had just recovered from major depression. A person suffering from depression is difficult to understand and hard to empathize with. It is normal for a person to become "depressed" or sad when he has some problems or loses a loved one, or is going through difficult changes in his life, and will be able to recover from it afterwards, with or without any external help. It is different for a person who is suffering from major depression. His state of mind is filled with hopelessness and helplessness, and it is almost impossible for him to be optimistic. Sometimes it is difficult even to receive help, though help is available.
I made this blog so that when the time comes that I suffer from it again, I will have the tools to help myself to rise out of it. I have resolved that I will fight and not be beaten by it again.
Another reason is the hope that when perhaps sometime, someone out there would feel helpless and hopeless, and will stumble upon this page, the tools here, if not I, myself, will be able to help him. Even if it would only be one person, even if I would not know of it, or even if I would not know him, I will consider that I have not lived in vain, for I have made a difference in someone else's life.
I made this blog so that when the time comes that I suffer from it again, I will have the tools to help myself to rise out of it. I have resolved that I will fight and not be beaten by it again.
Another reason is the hope that when perhaps sometime, someone out there would feel helpless and hopeless, and will stumble upon this page, the tools here, if not I, myself, will be able to help him. Even if it would only be one person, even if I would not know of it, or even if I would not know him, I will consider that I have not lived in vain, for I have made a difference in someone else's life.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Poem
How Many People Does It Take to Make a Difference?
One.
One Song can spark a moment
One flower can wake a dream
One tree can start a forest
One bird can herald spring
One smile begins with friendship
One handclasp lifts a soul
One star can guide a ship at sea
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation
One sunbeam lights up a room
One candle wipes out darkness
One laugh will conquer gloom
One step must start each journey
One word must start a prayer
One hope will raise your spirits
One touch can show you care
One voice can speak with wisdom
One heart can know what’s true
One life can make a difference
That difference starts with you.
One.
One Song can spark a moment
One flower can wake a dream
One tree can start a forest
One bird can herald spring
One smile begins with friendship
One handclasp lifts a soul
One star can guide a ship at sea
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation
One sunbeam lights up a room
One candle wipes out darkness
One laugh will conquer gloom
One step must start each journey
One word must start a prayer
One hope will raise your spirits
One touch can show you care
One voice can speak with wisdom
One heart can know what’s true
One life can make a difference
That difference starts with you.
Poem
Making a Difference
Can I say today in honesty
As the hours slip by so fast
That I’ve helped a single person
Of the many I have passed?
Can I say today in honesty
As the hours slip by so fast
That I’ve helped a single person
Of the many I have passed?
Did I waste the day or lose it
Was it well or properly spent
Did I leave a trail of kindness
Or moments of content?
As I close my eyes to slumber
I hope that God will say
“You have made the world a better place
By the way you lived today.”
I hope that God will say
“You have made the world a better place
By the way you lived today.”
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Anomalies
Ang kakapal ng mga hinayupak na kasangkot sa mga anomalya na ito. Kung ganito karami ang mga publicized na anomalya, gaano pa karami ang hindi nabubulgar?
Quote 6
People will hate you, rate you, shake you and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you. - Unknown
Quote 5
"While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about." ~Angela Schwindt
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)
Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.
Take kindly to the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
Max Ehrmann c.1920
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.
Take kindly to the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
Max Ehrmann c.1920
Quote 4
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. - Unknown
Top 10 Modus Operandi of the Most Common Crimes
I have been a victim of burglary several times, and the experiences were traumatic even though I was not physically harmed (the burglaries happened while I was out). These modus operandi are executed in the streets. It's best to be aware of how the crooks operate so we can take the necessary precautions to avoid being victimized. Click on the link below to read the article by Spot.
Kaya Mo 'To?
Attorney: Nasaan ka nang mangyari ang rape?
Witness: Sa maisan po!
Attorney: Anong ginagawa mo dun?
Witness: Tumatae po!
Attorney: Ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen?
Witness: Pucha naman attorney! Meron bang tumatae na pahakbang-hakbang?
Monday, July 25, 2011
Tulibu Dibu Douchoo
We can all identify with this singer. We also do this sometimes, substituting words of songs when we don't know the lyrics. But this is an audition, that is what makes it hilarious. Plus, the confidence level. Hahaha.
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Airline Food
Sa isang mumurahing airline:
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po.
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po.
Light and Shade
This is one of my favorites. I like the tune, I like the lyrics. It's as if somebody read my mind and knew how I felt and wrote a song for me. - Rence
Light and Shade
Fra Lippo Lippi
He will paint the light and shades
The colours and the trees
He will climb the steepest hill
Believing what he sees
He will lay down on the ground
Beneath the old oak tree
He will sleep forever
If you try to set him free.
Sail on the wings of a cloud
Where to, well nobody knows
And cry, cry if you want them to see
Die every day to be free
Be proud to wear the colours that you call your own
Be loud, speak out when you want the world to know
Be strong, hold the flame for everyone to see
Be real, if you want to love.
He will paint the endless sea.
A mystery to me
He will reach out for the sun,
Not dreaming what he sees
He will fall down on his knees
Angel touching ground
Takes him to the other side
Sweet love is coming down.
He will paint the light and shades
The colours and the trees
He will climb the steepest hill
Believing what he sees
He will lay down on the ground
Beneath the old oak tree
He will sleep forever
If you try to set him free.
Sail on the wings of a cloud
Where to, well nobody knows
And cry, cry if you want them to see
Die every day to be free
Be proud to wear the colours that you call your own
Be loud, speak out when you want the world to know
Be strong, hold the flame for everyone to see
Be real, if you want to love.
He will paint the endless sea.
A mystery to me
He will reach out for the sun,
Not dreaming what he sees
He will fall down on his knees
Angel touching ground
Takes him to the other side
Sweet love is coming down.
Everything Happens for a Reason
There are times in our lives, especially during trying times, that we wonder why those things happen to us. Our trials are even magnified when we are surrounded by people who seem to have no problems at all, and they have it all going for them.
We may not have all the answers at the moment, but the best thing to do during these times is to hold on. We may get impatient, irritable, angry, sad, or even depressed, but all of these are normal reactions to those circumstances. Hold on, hoping that tomorrow brings a new day, a new hope, a new beginning.
In all of these, the time will come soon or even much later, the realization, that these things happen maybe for the following reasons:
1. to mold us
2. to know ourselves
3. to know the people who surround us
4. to know our purpose
5. to fulfill our purpose
Holding on sometimes is easier said than done. There are times that it is easier to give up, to get angry, to withdraw. But it becomes easier with the presence of persons who listen, who believe, and who have faith in us despite our circumstances. Sometimes they don't need to speak a word. Sometimes they only need to make us feel that they are there for us.
But what if, in spite of the their presence in our lives, we still feel that we have no one to turn to? We are too caught up by our situations that it is too hard to receive external help. We only have to look inside, for we have ourselves. Each person has the self to believe in him. Each person has a friend in himself. Believe in yourself. Accept yourself. Love yourself. Be good to yourself. Accomplishing these will open up a whole new perspective of the world, the people around us, and even our circumstances, and you will emerge a new person with a new perspective, a new purpose, a new reason to live.
Perhaps, these are the reasons why those things even happened in the first place.
- Rence
We may not have all the answers at the moment, but the best thing to do during these times is to hold on. We may get impatient, irritable, angry, sad, or even depressed, but all of these are normal reactions to those circumstances. Hold on, hoping that tomorrow brings a new day, a new hope, a new beginning.
In all of these, the time will come soon or even much later, the realization, that these things happen maybe for the following reasons:
1. to mold us
2. to know ourselves
3. to know the people who surround us
4. to know our purpose
5. to fulfill our purpose
Holding on sometimes is easier said than done. There are times that it is easier to give up, to get angry, to withdraw. But it becomes easier with the presence of persons who listen, who believe, and who have faith in us despite our circumstances. Sometimes they don't need to speak a word. Sometimes they only need to make us feel that they are there for us.
But what if, in spite of the their presence in our lives, we still feel that we have no one to turn to? We are too caught up by our situations that it is too hard to receive external help. We only have to look inside, for we have ourselves. Each person has the self to believe in him. Each person has a friend in himself. Believe in yourself. Accept yourself. Love yourself. Be good to yourself. Accomplishing these will open up a whole new perspective of the world, the people around us, and even our circumstances, and you will emerge a new person with a new perspective, a new purpose, a new reason to live.
Perhaps, these are the reasons why those things even happened in the first place.
- Rence
Beauty Make-Over, Affordable
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Si Lolo at si Lola
LOLO: Mahal, ikuha mo nga ako ng Ice cream sa ref.
LOLA: Okay.
LOLO: Tandaan mo, wag kang ulyanin. ICE CREAM ha?
LOLA: Oo ice cream. Gusto mo ba yung favorite mong vanilla flavor?
LOLO: Aba syempre!
(Pagbalik ni LOLA)
LOLA: Eto na ang HOTDOG. :)
LOLO: Sabi na nga ba! Ulyanin ka na!
LOLA: Ha?! Bakit?
LOLO: Nakalimutan mo yung Ketchup!
The Library of Man Knowledge
1st be a man of Virtue. 2nd be a man of skill. If you are not a man of virtues, you will have no one to show your skills off to.
41. “All men are timid on entering any fight. Whether it is the first or the last fight, all of us are timid. Cowards are those who let their timidity get the better of their manhood.” – General George S. Patton
343. Always raise the toilet seat whilst doing your business and ALWAYS put it back down when finished. And please…flush afterwards. The ladies will respect you immensely for this.
932. “No success can compensate for failure in the home.” — David O. McKay
1517. In the army we used to get punished for leaving equipment on the ground. At the very least you had to put gear on a regulation blanket or on some kind of tarp. Respect your equipment. It is what keeps you alive.
1117. You do not have to be stressed out in order to be working hard.
1448. Three simple rules to live by:
1. Look good.
2. Always know where you’re going.
3. If you get lost, or don’t know where you’re going, revert back to rule #1.
1733. “The whole work of man really seems to consist in nothing but proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not a piano-key.” -Fyodor Dostoevsky
2020. “Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. It is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and, however early a man’s training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly.” -T.X. Huxley
2062. “Don’t hesitate. When the time comes, just act!” -Wolf O’Donnell
41. “All men are timid on entering any fight. Whether it is the first or the last fight, all of us are timid. Cowards are those who let their timidity get the better of their manhood.” – General George S. Patton
343. Always raise the toilet seat whilst doing your business and ALWAYS put it back down when finished. And please…flush afterwards. The ladies will respect you immensely for this.
932. “No success can compensate for failure in the home.” — David O. McKay
1517. In the army we used to get punished for leaving equipment on the ground. At the very least you had to put gear on a regulation blanket or on some kind of tarp. Respect your equipment. It is what keeps you alive.
1117. You do not have to be stressed out in order to be working hard.
1448. Three simple rules to live by:
1. Look good.
2. Always know where you’re going.
3. If you get lost, or don’t know where you’re going, revert back to rule #1.
1733. “The whole work of man really seems to consist in nothing but proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not a piano-key.” -Fyodor Dostoevsky
2020. “Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. It is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and, however early a man’s training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly.” -T.X. Huxley
2062. “Don’t hesitate. When the time comes, just act!” -Wolf O’Donnell
The Quitter
The Quitter
by Robert William Service
When you're lost in the Wild, and you're scared as a child,
And Death looks you bang in the eye,
And you're sore as a boil, it's according to Hoyle
To cock your revolver and . . . die.
But the Code of a Man says: "Fight all you can,"
And self-dissolution is barred.
In hunger and woe, oh, it's easy to blow . . .
It's the hell-served-for-breakfast that's hard.
"You're sick of the game!" Well, now, that's a shame.
You're young and you're brave and you're bright.
"You've had a raw deal!" I know -- but don't squeal,
Buck up, do your damnedest, and fight.
It's the plugging away that will win you the day,
So don't be a piker, old pard!
Just draw on your grit; it's so easy to quit:
It's the keeping-your-chin-up that's hard.
It's easy to cry that you're beaten -- and die;
It's easy to crawfish and crawl;
But to fight and to fight when hope's out of sight --
Why, that's the best game of them all!
And though you come out of each gruelling bout,
All broken and beaten and scarred,
Just have one more try -- it's dead easy to die,
It's the keeping-on-living that's hard.
by Robert William Service
When you're lost in the Wild, and you're scared as a child,
And Death looks you bang in the eye,
And you're sore as a boil, it's according to Hoyle
To cock your revolver and . . . die.
But the Code of a Man says: "Fight all you can,"
And self-dissolution is barred.
In hunger and woe, oh, it's easy to blow . . .
It's the hell-served-for-breakfast that's hard.
"You're sick of the game!" Well, now, that's a shame.
You're young and you're brave and you're bright.
"You've had a raw deal!" I know -- but don't squeal,
Buck up, do your damnedest, and fight.
It's the plugging away that will win you the day,
So don't be a piker, old pard!
Just draw on your grit; it's so easy to quit:
It's the keeping-your-chin-up that's hard.
It's easy to cry that you're beaten -- and die;
It's easy to crawfish and crawl;
But to fight and to fight when hope's out of sight --
Why, that's the best game of them all!
And though you come out of each gruelling bout,
All broken and beaten and scarred,
Just have one more try -- it's dead easy to die,
It's the keeping-on-living that's hard.
Puss in Boots Trailer
Hahaha moments:
- "Nothing will distract me."
- "Puss, can you help us? There's no time to waste." - Rence
Friday, July 22, 2011
Recharge and Caffeine
Titser: Use "recharge" & "caffeine" in a sentence.
Juan: Ma'am ako po!
Titser: Okay, Juan, use them in a sentence.
Juan: Si "Recharge" Gutierrez ay si "Caffeine" Barbell.
Juan: Ma'am ako po!
Titser: Okay, Juan, use them in a sentence.
Juan: Si "Recharge" Gutierrez ay si "Caffeine" Barbell.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Pinoy Henyo
This happened on national television July 21, 2011. Coffee almost shot out my nose (well, I made that one up. Hahaha). - Rence
Other Pages You May Be Interested In
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The Art of Manliness
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Kumpisal
Killer: Father mangungumpisal po ako.
Father: Ano ba kasalanan mo?
Killer: Pumatay po ako ng 20 katao.
Father: Bakit?
Killer: Kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos… kayo po ba naniniwala?
Father: Ano ba kasalanan mo?
Killer: Pumatay po ako ng 20 katao.
Father: Bakit?
Killer: Kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos… kayo po ba naniniwala?
Father: Dati, pero ngayon trip-trip lang.
Success
To laugh often and love much;
To win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children;
To earn the approval of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;
To give off one's self without the slightest thought of return;
To have accomplished a task, whether by a healthy child, a rescued soul,
a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition;
To have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exaltation;
To know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived;
This is to have succeeded.
-Anonymous
Abnormal
I write best when I have intense emotions. I told a cousin that it takes a lot of effort to write when I'm normal. So, I write best when I'm in an abnormal state. I guess good bloggers are abnormal most of the time. We're MAD. - Rence
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
A Helpful Site for the Suicidal
This site has helped me when I felt no support was available during one of the lowest point in my life. If you or a friend is contemplating of committing suicide, please click the link before doing anything else. - Rence
Ang Donya at si Inday
DONYA: Dahil bago ka pa lang dito, gusto ko'ng malaman mo na ang almusal dito ay alas sais impunto ng umaga!!!!
INDAY: Walang problema Sinyora! Kung tulog pa ako ng oras na yan, sige, mauna na lang kayo kumain.
INDAY: Walang problema Sinyora! Kung tulog pa ako ng oras na yan, sige, mauna na lang kayo kumain.
A Collection of Quotes (Serious and Otherwise)
A compilation of quotations that amused me. I found these on the net. - Rence
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
- Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
- God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
- Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
- Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
- Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
- Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
- It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
- Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- When in doubt, mumble.
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
- Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
- I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
- I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
- There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- You're never too old to learn something stupid.
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
- You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
- A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
- Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
- Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
- A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
- Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
- If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
True Colors
This song has helped me a lot to recover from my last bout of depression. This song encourages me to accept myself for who I am because somehow, somewhere, someone believes in me. Please take time to read the lyrics. - Rence
True Colors
You with the sad eyes
don't be discouraged oh I realize
it's hard to take courage in a world full of people
you can lose sight of it all and the darkness inside you
can make you feel so small.
But I see your true colors shining through
I see your true colors and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors
true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.
Show me a smile then don't be unhappy,
can't remember when I last saw you laughing
if this world makes you crazy and you've taken all you can bear
you call me up because you know I'll be there.
You with the sad eyes
don't be discouraged oh I realize
it's hard to take courage in a world full of people
you can lose sight of it all and the darkness inside you
can make you feel so small.
But I see your true colors shining through
I see your true colors and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors
true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.
Show me a smile then don't be unhappy,
can't remember when I last saw you laughing
if this world makes you crazy and you've taken all you can bear
you call me up because you know I'll be there.
And I'll see your true colors shining through
I see your true colors and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors
true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.
I see your true colors and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show your true colors
true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Objective Mood
I detach myself from my past.
My past was not perfect.
I'm in my present progressive going to my future progressive.
I'll do my best to make my present perfect to achieve my future perfect. - Rence
My past was not perfect.
I'm in my present progressive going to my future progressive.
I'll do my best to make my present perfect to achieve my future perfect. - Rence
Monday, July 11, 2011
Quote 3
"We each need to make peace with our own memories. We have all done things that make us flinch." - Lama Surya Das
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Quote 2
"Life is not set, fate is what we make it and when we choose the path best for us as a being, we can create whatever we want." - Amadeus
For a Moment
For a moment, I've been in a situation where I can rely on no one but myself.
For a moment, I felt there was no help would be available if I needed it.
But then I have myself. - Rence
For a moment, I felt there was no help would be available if I needed it.
But then I have myself. - Rence
Why People Have No Goals Program by Zig Ziglar
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