Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Sagot sa mga Tanong

May mga oras na dumadating sa akin ang mga tanong na ito:

Tama ba ang aking mga ginagawa?
Am I supporting the right causes?
Am I happy?
What are they thinking?
What was I thinking?
Am I doing the right thing?
Am I doing the thing right?
What will they say?
Am I saying the right things?
May magagalit ba?
May matutuwa ba?

After asking myself these questions, iisa lang lagi ang sagot ko.

I don't care.

Hindi naman ako dati ganyan. Nakakapagod lang mag-isip nang mag-isip ng mga sagot sa mga tanong na iyan, at pagdating ng araw, ma-realize mo, they don't care.

-Rence

Advisory to the Fans of MgaEpal.com

Gusto ko lang po ipaalam na ang site ng MgaEpal.com ay na-hack, subalit na-recover ng moderators, the 4 Ninjas, and kanilang domain name na http://www.mgaepal.com.

The hackers are operating a mirror site under the domain http://www.awtz.net, pero kung papansinin ay malayung-malayo ang personalidad ng site sa original.  Mapapansin din po ang kaibahan sa kanilang Facebook pages.  Dahil po kahit na hack ang site,  the hackers do not have the brains of the original creators.

Nakuha din po ang kanilang Facebook page, which has more than 60,000 likes.  Ang page po ng hackers ay https://www.facebook.com/pages/MgaEpalcom/411540705610

Nakagawa na po ng bagong page ang 4 Ninjas, ang https://www.facebook.com/mgaepalpage.

Sa mga naka-like pa po sa old Facebook page, please unlike and transfer to the new page of MgaEpal, https://www.facebook.com/mgaepalpage.

Sa mga followers naman po ng http://www.awtz.net, please stop following and revert to http://www.mgaepal.com.

Pareho po ang kanilang mga blog names, pati Facebook fan page names, pareho din po ng posts, pero magkaiba po ang mensahe.  Huwag po magpaloko.

Let us not patronize the work of thieves.

Winner sa Katatawanan, Loser sa Beauty Contest

Dami kong tawa habang binabasa ko ang mga ito.

Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

Host : What is yo ur best feature?
Contestant : My graduation feature.

Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contes tant : If others can't why, why can't I!

Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back.

Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!

Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up.

Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.

Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!

Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I'll be 28.

Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal eh!

Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!

Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!

Host : What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant : Testicles!

Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk???

Source: Comedgets